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STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO PENIS, more like peensus *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
peensus by aroacegang March 23, 2021
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I LOOK AT MY PENIS, THINK OF THE ASTRONAUTS HELMET AND GO PENIS MORE LIKE PENSUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PENSUS by Hehe I cheated May 4, 2021
A Peenu is a noose used to transform one's fingers into penis' thus making the user a Pensi.
Dude, he totally used a Peenu the other day. His fingers are like wangtastic.
Peenu by Misfitus March 4, 2005
Peenu is a form of erotic dancing and usually refers to sites such as tubgil, goatcx and tonydanza
That peenu is soooooo coool.
peenu by Formation March 3, 2005

pensucket 

a nickname for pentucket the worst district on the east coast. the district is made up of 3 towns west newbury where nothing ever happens, merrimac where all the girls get pregnant also home of the classy trailer park, and finally groveland where everyone smokes weed and thinks they live in the ghetto but in reality theres like one black kid in the whole district. the district includes one tiny middle school and the high school. the sachems never win and almost all the west newbs leave to go to a prep school before high school.
kid 1: hey where do you go to school?

kid 2: pentucket -_-

Kid 2: you mean pensucket!?!?!?
pensucket by grovekid February 19, 2013
A small penis so microscopic, it can only be used for liquid evacuation and not sexual stimulation. NOTE: any person of any race, religion, or gender can have a peenub. also see: Front-Bum
Hey Katrina... look at that peenub... up in the sky!

Hey Kittie... show me your peenub.

Nick, along with Dolly, only have little peenubs.
peenub by JBo February 13, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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