pecket

Noun. Poser. Used to identify one who claims membership into whichever gang is convenient to claim at that time.

Spike says he's a north-sider when he hangs out with Chuy, but when he's on the west side of town he wears a red rag. Therefor, he is a pecket.

by OneSpyke March 18, 2014

Picket Teeth

A derogatory term describing someone's set of teeth that resemble a picket fence that is in disrepair.

Frank's grill was so bad with gaps and crisscrossed incisors it looked liked he had Picket Teeth!

by will bitten December 21, 2016

Pocket Ranch

When a person goes hard on a night on the town and falls asleep with the ranch side in their pocket that they picked up from their midnight snack.

Yo Rob, I just found me a pocket ranch, let's go!

What is wrong Karen? Nothing, my pocket ranch exploded in my sleep again.

by Carmon 4 March 24, 2023

Pocket Tent

A tent pitched by ones penis.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.

Dirty Mike: Yo I need a hand
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it

Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....

by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 26, 2016

No No Pocket

The middle pocket of your apron where you keep your pens. Can also put your rubber ducks there if you don't want any French girls stealing them.

Also known as the "Holy Pocket" by some. Anything you put in it is 100% safe from others. The perfect repellant.

Me: *reaches in middle pocket*
French Girl: "Why are your hands in your no no pocket? Ewwwwwwwwwww. Groooooooossssss!"
Me: "I have two words: Cash. Office." *winks*
French Girl: *visible disgust*

by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021

hen-pecked

A a facetious term designed to trivialize emotional abuse of men by their female spouse.

That guy is hen-pecked, she doesn't even let him see his family

by Eurotrashed February 2, 2017

pissin in yor pocket

"Old school"(meaning) While travelling with yor bros long distances.. in a car, and drinking beer ..about pissing and a bro pouring his warm beer in yor pocket as another bro holds ya!Mainly to shut you up!

He was not really "pissin in yor pocket"..dumb shit..You wouldn't shut up so we bent you over and poured warm beer down your pocket and ass!
Yea making you think you got pissed on!

by anonymous November 6, 2017