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Kenny Pickett 

The act of replacing your girlfriend with a hotter, better, finer, more beautiful looking specimen.

Because lets all be real. We all dated that one fucking ogre looking mf who smelled like rancid dog ass and who would flirt with a fucking stone if given the chance.
Guy 1: Bro I just Kenny Pickett my girl. She looked like a troll fetus!

Guys friends: That's what we have been trying to tell you!

Sam Puckett 

A character from the television sitcom iCarly. The ex-girlfriend of Freddie Benson and best friend of Carly Shay. She is aggressive and can beat anyone up, even a professional MMA fighter (See: Skull Crusher)
Sam Puckett: *hits Freddie on the head*
Freddie: *after getting up* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
Sam: Don’t tell me what to do *hits him again*
Sam Puckett by Seddie!!! November 17, 2020

david pickett

David Pickett is a man who really loves his Zom Zoms and Flamey boys
David Pickett: “Were you vaping in the bathroom Lilly?”

Lilly: “No I was doing the macarena with David Pickett
david pickett by Thickypotpie April 14, 2022

Peckertrails 

Dude did Webster sleep with some chick on your couch last night cause there are Peckertrails everywhere!
Peckertrails by davethenooch September 7, 2006

peckertrish  

1) Part-time shelf-stocker; full-time MILF
2) An aspiring fluffer with dreams of porn star greatness in the spirit of “Debbie Does Dallas”. ie. “PeckerTrish Does Pennsyltucky
3) To defend one’s brainfarts by rebuffing: “Asshole!”, especially when publicly called out for random acts of boneheadedness
1) That peckertrish should stop fluffing the customers and start restocking the acai berry pills. She’ll never make commission that way.
2) That peckertrish should stop restocking the acai berry pills and start fluffing the customers. She’ll never get discovered that way.
3) You don’t need to explain , just peckertrish: “Peckerneck, I was replying to the next-to-last post, half-way down on the left side of the previous page. Don’t laugh at me. Asshole!”
peckertrish by Peckermora December 22, 2008

jace pickett 

Jace pickett is an amazing caring guy. He will always be there for you and is willing to fight for what he wants. When he falls in love, he falls hard!! He is so sweet and will always have your back. If you have him as your boyfriend you are one lucky girl because there is no one like him!!❤❤❤
Oml... Have you seen jace pickett
jace pickett by Ashley Claire February 26, 2019