The act of replacing your girlfriend with a hotter, better, finer, more beautiful looking specimen.
Because lets all be real. We all dated that one fucking ogre looking mf who smelled like rancid dog ass and who would flirt with a fucking stone if given the chance.
Guy 1: Bro I just Kenny Pickett my girl. She looked like a troll fetus!
Guys friends: That's what we have been trying to tell you!
A character from the television sitcom iCarly. The ex-girlfriend of Freddie Benson and best friend of Carly Shay. She is aggressive and can beat anyone up, even a professional MMA fighter (See: Skull Crusher)
Sam Puckett: *hits Freddie on the head*
Freddie: *after getting up* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
Sam: Don’t tell me what to do *hits him again*
1) Part-time shelf-stocker; full-time MILF 2) An aspiring fluffer with dreams of porn star greatness in the spirit of “Debbie Does Dallas”. ie. “PeckerTrish Does Pennsyltucky”
3) To defend one’s brainfarts by rebuffing: “Asshole!”, especially when publicly called out for random acts of boneheadedness
1) That peckertrish should stop fluffing the customers and start restocking the acai berry pills. She’ll never make commission that way.
2) That peckertrish should stop restocking the acai berry pills and start fluffing the customers. She’ll never get discovered that way.
3) You don’t need to explain , just peckertrish: “Peckerneck, I was replying to the next-to-last post, half-way down on the left side of the previous page. Don’t laugh at me. Asshole!”
Jace pickett is an amazing caring guy. He will always be there for you and is willing to fight for what he wants. When he falls in love, he falls hard!! He is so sweet and will always have your back. If you have him as your boyfriend you are one lucky girl because there is no one like him!!❤❤❤
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.