Personally-insecure male (usually Caucasian) between ages 19 and 29 who over-gels the top front of his
short stringy hair, wears MMA attire or "
rapper" fasions, tries in vain to talk in street-lingo and has a very tight leash on his girlfriend who hates him (she'
s often too young). He typically displays his insecurity when a real man comes around by chirping like an irritating little parakeet.
The Peckerwood-
Jackass is also a semi-stalker because he
will even snoop around his girlfriend's workplace to make sure she's not being hit on by other guys, though he lacks enough heart to confront the other men, he'll just take it out on her when she gets home.