peaston
Words you can keep
peasting
peasting by the cuban missile July 9, 2010
perstona
Guy: Mikey looks like he don't give a fuck
Girl: That's because he doesn't. He's baked right now.
Guy: I knew he toked! He's got a total perstona!
Girl: That's because he doesn't. He's baked right now.
Guy: I knew he toked! He's got a total perstona!
perstona by biiiaaatttchhhhh May 22, 2013
pearton
pearton by Kingfutball March 8, 2016
Mark Paston
Troy Lochhead, "I'll just kick this guy in the leg LOLZ!!!!"
Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"
Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"
Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"
Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.
Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"
Mark Paston, -silence-
Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"
Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"
Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite
Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.
Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"
Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"
Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"
Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.
Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"
Mark Paston, -silence-
Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"
Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"
Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite
Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.
Mark Paston by Michael from YF Lol November 18, 2009
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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