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A white child with pear like shape to his head and a massive neck that resembles a Brontasaurus
Wow look at that neck he's really a pearton
pearton by Kingfutball March 8, 2016
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Pearltongue 

Do you know a slang term for "clitoris"?

Yes. Pearltongue. Pearl tongue
Pearltongue by donJon February 25, 2009

Snoop Pearson

Female actress that plays a character named after herself on The Wire. In the series she plays a gangster girl who runs with Marlo Stansfield's crew and is one of his top hitmen, together with Chris Parlow.
She's known for her ice-cold and mercyless attitude when it comes to executing Marlos orders.
She's also a lesbian in the series as well as in real life, she cross-dresses most of de time.
In real life she was born premature to her mom who was crack-addicted. She was raised in a East Baltimore foster home. She was sentenced at the age of 14 for second-degree murder. While in prison she got her GED. Director David Simon states that he picked up Felicia "Snoop" Pearson in a Bmore nightspot and immediately asked her to try out for the role the next day.
She has also appeared in numerous Hip-Hop Videos.
Dude 1: Y'all gon pop out and pop off. Drop who you can.
Youngin: Let's go all westcoast with this.
Snoop Pearson(laughs): Say whut?
Youngin: Like boyz n da hood, drop a nigga and not slo down.
(They start driving, youngin fires shots but hits nobody.)
Snoop Pearson: Ain't even hit none of em, this nigga is wild. (Aims and pops guy that is running away in the head).(Looks at youngin smilin)
FUCK DEM WESTCOAST NIGGAS, CUS IN BMORE WE AIM AND HIT A NIGGA, YA HEARD?!
Snoop Pearson by MarcoD7 October 29, 2008

Pearson Middle School 

A place where you realize that nobody loves you and you are a piece of shit. The hallways smell like sweaty ass and the teachers are lazy assholes. 8th grade bathrooms smell like juul 24/7 (: Best place to go if you wanna meet a bunch of faggots and clout chasers
"Hey you go to Pearson Middle School?"
"yea it sucks dick harder than your grandma"

Mr.Pearson

The most humble person on earth, also does not like perverse lasers. Likes to push children to suicide.
Harry: We had Mr.Pearson today as a sub.
Alex : Which kid is dead?
Harry: All the arrogant ones, that had laser pens.
Mr.Pearson by Mr. Pearson May 27, 2010

pearson middle school 

i used to go to pearson middle school, thank god i left

parton's chowder

"After a good titty fucking, Amanda was left with a nice deposit of parton's chowder.
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