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Peaton is an arse hat good for nothing skidmark on society. When one encounters a Peaton, they are usually so repelled that they feel an instant urge to cut off his arms, then shove them so far up his arse that he kicks him self in his dirty, plagued, annoying, urinal smelling mouth.
You see that guy over there getting put in the bin and rolled into a fire?? He's a Peaton
peaton by Martin Bella February 28, 2017
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A small beaver-like animal with large, webbed spines on its back. It has large eyes and large claws. They live in or near bogs and eat decaying plant and animal matter. They use their large claws to dig deep burrows as well.
"I looked at the bog to see a peaton getting ready for a morning swim"
peaton by Daniel Larkons July 31, 2004

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platonic kiss 

A kiss between two people who are not in a romantic relationship and do not have romantic feelings for each other. Used mostly for kisses between friends, but it can also be used for family kisses.
A: "Did you kiss Mary yesterday?"
B: "Yeah, but there's nothing going on there. It was just a platonic kiss."
platonic kiss by Neg46 August 2, 2016

platonic crush 

The feeling of giddiness and happiness towards someone you know without the romantic or sexual attraction accompanying a regular crush.
I love talking to and being around Max, even though a lot of what he says isn't true. I have a platonic crush on him.

Platonic Cuddling 

Cuddling between two people, free from romantic or sexual desire, for either emotional closeness and sense of security, or physical comfort and warmth.
I was feeling lonely last night, so my best friend and I had some platonic cuddling.

platonic soulmate 

•like a soulmate but non romantic
•a best friend that you were meant to be best friends with
•when you love someone so much but you don’t want to date them and they’re not family
•Note: just like you can have a romantic crush you can also have a platonic crush called a squish
Aimee: OMG, I love you Emily, you’re my platonic soulmate.
Emily: I love you too, i’ve had a squish on you for so long

Person 1:Oh are you two dating?

Person 2&3: no we’re just platonic soulmates