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Penston

The best people have this last name because we are cooler than anyone else
Emma Penston is cool
by Thomas Del Conte August 19, 2024
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pensioners slap

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.
Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.
by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014
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pension planner

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.
Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!
by Black Death Metal August 14, 2008
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Pension Leeches

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.
The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.
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Julia Penton

Instagram famous Julia Penton, known for her spam accounts and insane drama with her side kick Bri, works at hooters and loves Xanax and the N word!
*friend pops a xan* “that was so Julia Penton if you!”
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pension botherer

A considerably younger male or female that pesters, harasses and manipulates those of pensionable age for money, sex and use of their free bus pass/mobility badge
I can't get believe those girls who live in the Playboy mansion, they are such a bunch of pension botherers
by Human Form July 18, 2016
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Pengston

It is a way of taking peng to the next level and is a way of showing your approval for something .....
'that person is sooo pengston'

' how was that party at the weekend'
' it was pengston'
by lici5467 January 16, 2010
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