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PeakToner 

A specific brand of toner cartridges manufactured by IOT, Inc based in Eagan, MN, USA. Each PeakToner brand toner cartridge comes with a built in warranty to protect your printer or copier, and provide you with no cost support, repair, parts, maintenance and labor.
Hey Bob, since you are using PeakToner brand toner cartridges in your laser printer, repairing your paper jam will not cost you anything!
PeakToner by iotsolutions December 23, 2011
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Platoner 

A word to describe one mans affection to another manner in a purely platonic manner. A combination of platonic and boner.
I have a platoner for Jude Law
Platoner by zinho August 9, 2009
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Speaker of any kind
Bro we need music can you grab me peakner ?
Peakner by Ak6229 September 5, 2025

Lord Of The Peakteries 

Peak series called lord of the mysteries by cuttlefish that loves diving.
Yo, you read that new lord of the peakteries chapter? -Tim
Nah I haven't is it real? -Duncan
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026