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green peacer 

Someone who doesn’t get a straw at a restaurant and is happy about it because they think their saving the sea turtles. Believe themselves to be a conservationist but only care about animals nobody cares about (spotted owls, some little black speckled Eastern European butterfly, wolves, sea lions, a plant no one has ever seen... u get it).
Typically has a shifty social status, can easily transfer from hippy to lawyer to portray a constant fake sense of happiness.

Originally created in California, they’ve begun a mass migration throughout America.

There terrible opinionated, feel like the world owes them everything, somehow have money without ever working, and bring all their dumb laws with them.

If you live in a rural area, beware they are coming.
The green peacer hit his breaks instead of the gas when a little squirrel ran out into the road.
green peacer by Yacolt February 22, 2021
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high peacer 

The "high peacer" is a useful tool in any dude's arsenal. If you throw up two high peace signs (using your hands, of course), you can peace out of any situation with no repercussions. Try it.
"I'ma throw a couple of high peacers and peace up out of this conversation. Peace." -Ben Harriman

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! 

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.

This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.

This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
You want peace? You want peace? I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!

PeaceaFist 

A peaceafist is someone who works for peace, using his/her fist if necessary as opposed to total non aggressive resistance, turning the other cheek, etc. Peace through strength is his/her motto.
Skyler and Terry were PeaceaFists. They didn't want trouble, they were against unnecessary wars, they never started a fight, but they NEVER backed down when the shit came their way.

Peaceful Protest 

Seven houses were burned down and six people were killed during the peaceful protests this weekend.

Pacer Test

The most infamous of the gym class exercise triad (remember the Mile Run and Suicides?).
The gym teacher yells at everyone to line up at one end of the gym. Popping in the audio CD, a woman with an inhumanly cheerful tone instructs you to start running. You jog over to one side, and a beep ensues a few seconds later, propelling students to the other side.
Slowly, the beeps become more frequent.
The first one fails to make it in time. Kids begin dropping like flies.
Lungs crumple. Stomachs churn. Hearts are on the verge of spontaneous combustion.
Bodies. Bodies everywhere.
No one can tell whether the poor kid lying face-down on the floor is still alive.
The air is filled with body odor, retching, and the occasional quiet sob.
Only the athletes are left. They manage to get to the triple digits, a feat worthy of legend.
But even gods must fall.
The audio that P.E teachers play during the Pacer Test is what you will hear while entering the depths of hell.
Pacer Test by namebar115 April 17, 2015