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Greenpeace

The feeling of inner peace you get when you start smoking weed on a regular basis.

Also an organization of obnoxious hippies.
Jim: "So I walked right by Brad the other day and he didn't even mention the money I owe him."

Bob: "Yeah, he's been a lot less stingy ever since he found his inner greenpeace."
Greenpeace by TheHereticTheory January 2, 2011

greenpeace

Fucking hippies who deserve to be beaten with 2x4s.
'OMFG! Stop the evilness! We must stop eating meat, stop cutting down trees and stop doing many things vital to our way of life.'

'STFU hippie.'

*shoots hippie*
greenpeace by AJAW August 9, 2004

greenpeace

The left-wing equivalent of the Daily Mail. Despite their occasionally making a valid point, you have to wade through a mountain of bullshit, scientific illiteracy, alarmism, and extremist lies to find it.
"Despite the fact that nuclear power allows France to have the cleanest air in the world, we at Greenpeace are against it anyway beacuse... well isn't it to do with bombs or missiles or something?"
greenpeace by Zamzara October 26, 2007

green peacer 

Someone who doesn’t get a straw at a restaurant and is happy about it because they think their saving the sea turtles. Believe themselves to be a conservationist but only care about animals nobody cares about (spotted owls, some little black speckled Eastern European butterfly, wolves, sea lions, a plant no one has ever seen... u get it).
Typically has a shifty social status, can easily transfer from hippy to lawyer to portray a constant fake sense of happiness.

Originally created in California, they’ve begun a mass migration throughout America.

There terrible opinionated, feel like the world owes them everything, somehow have money without ever working, and bring all their dumb laws with them.

If you live in a rural area, beware they are coming.
The green peacer hit his breaks instead of the gas when a little squirrel ran out into the road.
green peacer by Yacolt February 22, 2021

Greenpeace Hot Pocket 

When bedding down with a really obese girl, and for whatever reason you choose to not enter a traditional orifice, and instead grab a couple rolls of extra flabbery flesh (preferably on her back, hence the name) and push them together creating a hot pocket of blubber to receive your lust muscle.

Think of any grotesquely obese chick with a pretty face...and realize that her vag is buried so deep under her fat that even John Holmes would only be able to nudge her clit after humping her crotch rodeo-style.

Roll the whale (Greenpeace emphasis) over, grab that back fat and make a real FLESHlight pocket of hot flesh.

Greenpeace Hot Pocket.
Greenpeace Hot Pocket by tRauma26100 February 26, 2010

Greenpeace

Was once an organization of well-rounded human beings asking the world's governments to take care of the environment. However, it was quickly overtaken by communazis, and thusly became an anti-government organization, obsessed with lying to people, making shit up, and scaring them shitless in order to sign some fucking petition banning dihydrogen monoxide, or water.
50% of the world's species are not going to be extinct in the next 20 years. The logging industry is not destroying the planet. Global Warming will not raise the Earth's temperature by 15 degrees in the next 10 years. Learn your fucking facts Greenpeace.
Greenpeace by My name April 23, 2006