Pattyshop

An organization or business, that struggles to maintain professionalism and overall stability. Unless they get their act together, they'll continue to be looked down upon.

It is also popular in Jamaica.

Scenario 1
Business: I'm sorry, but we're unable to do that for you. Our systems are not working.
Customer: what is this? A pattyshop?!

Scenario 2 - Jamaican
UTECH/UWI: *is being very difficult, for no reason at all*
Jamaican: kinda bloodclaat pattyshop dis?! Kmt!

Pattyshop by HadesEX October 10, 2019

pattyshop

A small to medium company trying to make it big, but never will

I ordered a package like 5 weeks ago.., how much longer do i have to wait?

Pattyshop: uhhh, im not seeing anything on our systems, are you sure you placed an order?

pattyshop by Don_Giovanni June 27, 2007

tattyshop

Using Photoshop to create crude composite images without any attempt at realism.

That's photo has been tattyshopped.

tattyshop by MrMax February 25, 2014

pattywhap'd 

When you get clocked in the face by a hamburger patty so hard that it leaves an imprint of that patty on your face.

HEY, DON'T MESS WITH HI'-, OH MY GOD HE JUST GOT PATTYWHAP'D!

pattywhap'd by Masu_Maku July 19, 2021

st. pattyshit 

When you are on the commode, drop a big one, and get up to look at it before whipping your ass (like everyone does), you notice that your shit has a green or greenish tint. This is usually caused by the consumption of a lot of green vegetables in proportion to anything else.

"Hey man, do you see that vegan over there? I bet he had to take a st. pattyshit this morning."

st. pattyshit by collegestudent2013 April 23, 2009

Partyhopper 

One who jumps from party to party

James is one such partyhopper.

Partyhopper by CraterBlue June 12, 2018

Pattyshakes

When a man called Patrick, Patrik or a man with any other spelling of the name starts to shake uncontrollably as a result of a horrible, possibly antisemitic joke or meme. The shaking occurs because in the situation not being socially acceptable to laugh out loud.

-Hey Pat, look at this meme about *insert dark humour joke*
Pat: *shakes uncontrollably*
- Oh lord he has the Pattyshakes

Pattyshakes by swamparoony November 9, 2018