Pattyshakes

When a man called Patrick, Patrik or a man with any other spelling of the name starts to shake uncontrollably as a result of a horrible, possibly antisemitic joke or meme. The shaking occurs because in the situation not being socially acceptable to laugh out loud.

-Hey Pat, look at this meme about *insert dark humour joke*
Pat: *shakes uncontrollably*
- Oh lord he has the Pattyshakes

by swamparoony November 9, 2018

PattyBakes

Any fellow female stoner (weed-smoker/dabette) with a name that starts with "Pat."

For example: Patricia, Patrice, etc.

A specific "stoner" nickname given to a "Pat," replacing the traditional nickname, "Patty cakes," inspired by one of the oldest nursery rhymes ever, "Pat-a-cake."

Aril: hey, do you know that female??

Ricardo: Uhh, YEA. that's PattyBakes

Aril: wtf, pattyBAKES?..

Ricardo: Yea, that's Patty. She smokes weed. Patty(actually)Bakes..
Aril: Ohh.. well, that's cool, bro...

PattyBakez420 is the OG PattyBakes.

by PattyBakes420 November 15, 2013

Pattycakes

A woman whom defies all wonder. Spacey, but unique. A woman who loves cakes and pies. A woman who loves life, and has an outstanding notion to live. A woman who wishes to live atop the hill striving to live the good life.

Pattycakes is spacey today!

Someday, Pattycakes will live atop the hill.

We love Pattycakes!

by skijumper711 March 3, 2008

pattykakes

A women:
The spouse of 50killions the "bakerman"
Very sexy and independent also intellectual has an extremely thick posteria , very high IQ for the streets usually only has one off spring! Entrepreneurs and Bonnie to his Clyde

I did the right thing when I married pattykakes because she completed me the bakerman said!

by Pattykakes December 15, 2021

Pattycakes

To flirt with a girl in a childish manner

"Dude, Mikes busy playing Pattycakes with his girlfriend again"

by G Deputy December 4, 2007

Pattycakes

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.

Pattycakes gave me bangs without my permission.

by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025

Pattycakes

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.

Omg, Pattycakes just gave me bangs.

No pattycakes, you can't trim my rim.
Quit hitting on my boyfriend pattycakes.

by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025