A person--usually a married co-worker--that uses the company Christmas party as an opportunity to get extremely drunk and dance inappropriately on other co-workers' spouses, usually leading to embarrassment the next day.
One who breaks up or ruins a party through a variety of means. Possible ways of dispersing or destroying a party include but are not limited to: calling the authorities, stories involving octogenarian sexual intercourse, Jennifer Aniston movies.
When someone ignores the advise to not point the party popper at another person's face when pulling the string, causing the person to have severe facial disfiguration.
Tim: yeah man! HAPPY NEW YEAR!! *pulls party popper string*
Tom: OH SWEET JESUS, MY FACE!
Tim: OH FUCK, YOUR EYE IS COMPLETELY SEVERED...
Tom: DUDE, YOU PARTYPOPPERPWNED ME.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.