patty-slap

The act of one slapping another in the face with a patty of some sort of meat product, be it hamburger or chicken patty.
"Dude, he just patty-slapped you. Wipe that ketchup off your face, man."
by Your_Mom_Likes_Cabbage May 12, 2006
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Patty Slap

to be slapped in the face with a hamburger, or any other type of patty. (Used in the movie Lords of Dogtown.)
*Skip slaps Tony in the face with a hamburger patty.*

Jay (to Tony), "Dude, you just got patty slapped!"
by Clare El Oso July 13, 2009
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Patty Slap

To slap or be slapped with a patty like substance.
by OpenBriefcase October 11, 2008
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The most powerful attack that can be dished out on a human. This is done by getting one boca burger patty, slathering it in honey mustard, and smacking some one with it across the face. this does considerable damage to the mental state of the person being slapped
Guy 1:"did you hear about fred? he got the almighty mexican patty slap!"
Guy 2"Oh snap are you serious? is he still breathing on his own?"
by Josh Pimpington November 16, 2007
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Slapping patties

otherwise known as bumpin uglies, or taking the one-eyed yogurt slinger into the depths.
by Jake the Snake from Penn. January 28, 2011
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Patty Slapped

To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.
Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.

Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.
by DrDreidel February 06, 2012
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To spank someone's ass in a playfully sexual context.
1) While Mike was fucking Sara doggy style, he gave her ass a patty slap.

2) Mario bent Kandi over the desk and pattyslapped her.
by waluigimaniac December 27, 2021
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