patty-slap 

The act of one slapping another in the face with a patty of some sort of meat product, be it hamburger or chicken patty.

"Dude, he just patty-slapped you. Wipe that ketchup off your face, man."

patty-slap by Your_Mom_Likes_Cabbage May 19, 2006

Patty Slap

to be slapped in the face with a hamburger, or any other type of patty. (Used in the movie Lords of Dogtown.)

*Skip slaps Tony in the face with a hamburger patty.*

Jay (to Tony), "Dude, you just got patty slapped!"

Patty Slap by Clare El Oso July 12, 2009

Patty Slap

To slap or be slapped with a patty like substance.

Go patty slap Jake with you hamburger!

Patty Slap by OpenBriefcase January 21, 2009

Patty Slap

To spank someone's ass in a playfully sexual context.

1) While Mike was fucking Sara doggy style, he gave her ass a patty slap.

2) Mario bent Kandi over the desk and pattyslapped her.

Patty Slap by waluigimaniac December 27, 2021

The Almighty Mexican Patty Slap 

The most powerful attack that can be dished out on a human. This is done by getting one boca burger patty, slathering it in honey mustard, and smacking some one with it across the face. this does considerable damage to the mental state of the person being slapped

Guy 1:"did you hear about fred? he got the almighty mexican patty slap!"
Guy 2"Oh snap are you serious? is he still breathing on his own?"

The Almighty Mexican Patty Slap by Josh Pimpington December 15, 2007

Patty Slapped

To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.

Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.

Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.

Patty Slapped by DrDreidel March 13, 2012

pasty slapper 

A pasty slapper is a person who will hit a person in school and ask for a fight but as soon as he is threatened he will run away and tell a teacher.

Josh you fucking pasty slapper get here now so i can beat your ass.

pasty slapper by Pasty__slapper January 11, 2018