patapt 

A misspelling of 'pat pat', used to indicate an attempt at comfort over chat-based communication. Holds the connotation of 'I really don't know how to respond to that but i think some form of comfort is in order, so...???'

Friend: I AM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
You: patapt

patapt by cthulhu-with-a-fez August 16, 2014

Patpat 

A pat given in order to make someone feel better, usually done over text since you're not there to give it in person.

Jack: I'm so sad man, I lost my wallet...
Kylie: Damn, didn't you just draw out cash?
Jack: Yeah...
Kylie: patpat

Patpat by automaticeyes July 22, 2016

pataphor 

An extended metaphor that creates its own context.

Created by Paul Avion and based on Alfred Jarry's science of 'pataphysics (the science of that which extends beyond metaphysics), a pataphor attempts to create a figure of speech that exists as far from metaphor as metaphor exists from non-figurative language.

Also, when an idea seems to take on a life of its own.

An assumption based on an assumption.

2 degrees of separation from reality.

"When the new teacher snubbed me, I thought it was because I failed the test.

When I learned the teacher hadn't seen me, I realized I had been thinking in pataphor, creating an assumption based on an assumption."

"That's all in your mind, fool; strictly pataphor."

"Because string theory is speculation based on ideas that are themselves speculative (i.e., theories of general relativity and quantum mechanics), quantum calculations are, increasingly, not describing an actual reality, but are mathematical pataphors." See also pataphysics.

pataphor by JBlum December 9, 2008

schatje patatje 

is is when someone is so cute you want to contain them in the form of a fried patato and eat them all up.

Mehdi is een schatje patatje

schatje patatje by Mad-e September 7, 2011

patapanap 

To punch and tap someone at the same time with one hand, in between a punch and a tap.

Boy 1: HE PUNCHED ME!!!
Boy 2: What are you talking about? I just patapanapped you.
Teacher: Don't worry he only just patapanapped you. There's no need to cry child.

patapanap by MilsonCooky April 20, 2015

pataphor 

A metaphor that creates its own context.

Dude, you're so out there you're speaking in pataphor(s).

pataphor by Pat M456 June 29, 2007

Patapon 

Patapons are black and white creatures with a large single eye. The Patapon were a flourishing people until they were defeated by the Zigoton Empire. They began a journey to Earthend to gaze upon IT, and are attacked by their enemies along the way. They march to the drumbeat 'pata pata pata pon,' and attack to the drumbeat 'pon pon pata pon.'

Upon hearing the drums, the Patapon awoke from their slumber and grabbed their spears, ready to fight for the journey to Earthend.

Patapon by CrimsonFox May 5, 2009