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pataphysic 

Pataphysics is a term coined by the French writer Alfred Jarry, a philosophy dedicated to studying what lies beyond the realm of metaphysics. It is a parody of the theory and methods of modern science and is often expressed in nonsensical language. A practitioner of pataphysics is a pataphysician or a pataphysicist. Pataphysic (contraction of the greek "epì tà metà tà phusiká") means "what is close of what is after physics".
John: hey did you know that one of the fundamental principles of 'pataphysic is equivalence?

Bob: Dude WTF!?
pataphysic by Louis M. December 15, 2008
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pataphysics 

'Pataphysics, a term coined by the French writer Alfred Jarry, is a philosophy dedicated to studying what lies beyond the realm of metaphysics. It is a parody of the theory and methods of modern science and is often expressed in nonsensical language. A practitioner of 'pataphysics is a 'pataphysician or a 'pataphysicist.

'Pataphysics is also defined by Jarry as the "science of imaginary solutions."

According to Jarry, the apostrophe (') is always added before the word to avoid a pun in French.

(The exact pun to be avoided is the subject of some debate. The debate itself -- being, in essense, a debate about a subject which may not truly exist, but exist as another joke by Jarry -- might itself be considered a 'pataphysical search, for an "imaginary solution" to an imaginary problem!)
Because string theory is speculation based on ideas that are themselves speculative (i.e., theories of general relativity and quantum mechanics), string theory is not in fact physics, but 'pataphysics.

Likewise, string theory and quantum calculations are, increasingly, not descriptive of an actual reality, but are simply mathematical pataphors. (P. Lopez) See also pataphor.
pataphysics by JBlum December 9, 2008

paeraphysics

1. The science which explains something using the laws of physics, that are not supposed to be explained using the laws of physics

2. The phenomenon of explaining something using the laws of physics though not being explicable mathematically
"Paeraphysicists discover new phenomenon and develop new theories generally after being deprived of proper sleep for weeks",

- a paeraphysicist (2023), after being sleep-deprived for 3 days.

"Paeraphysics is a cool branch of mathematics",
- aforementioned paeraphysicist (2023), after being sleep-deprived for additional 4 days.
paeraphysics by a_bin_a April 17, 2023

Pataphysics

The science of imaginary solutions, founded by French writer Alfred Jarry. Pataphysics studies what lies beyond metaphysics—the realm of exceptions, the laws governing exceptions, and the universe supplementary to this one. Where physics studies general laws (what happens most of the time), pataphysics studies the particular, the unique, the exception that proves no rule. It's the science of the clinamen, the swerve, the detail that doesn't fit. Pataphysics is serious and absurd simultaneously, a mock-discipline that reveals how all disciplines are partly mock, partly real, and entirely constructed.
"Physics explains why this apple fell. Pataphysics explains why this specific apple, at this exact moment, landed slightly left of where gravity predicted, and what that means for the apple's inner life. It's not nonsense—it's the science of the nonsense that makes sense of everything else."
Pataphysics by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026

Scientific Pataphysics

The application of pataphysical thinking to scientific practice: studying the exceptions, anomalies, and outliers that normal science ignores. While mainstream science seeks general laws, Scientific Pataphysics attends to the singular, the irreproducible, the data point that doesn't fit the curve. It's not anti-science—it's the science of what science excludes, the shadow science that reminds practitioners that every law has exceptions, every generalization hides particulars, and every model fails somewhere. A necessary corrective to the scientific will to order.
Scientific Pataphysics "Your drug worked for 95% of subjects. Scientific Pataphysics wants to study the 5%—not as noise to be discarded, but as phenomena in their own right. What's their story? What law do they obey? Maybe the exception is trying to tell you something the rule can't."

Epistemological Pataphysics

The theory of knowledge that focuses on imaginary solutions, exceptions, and the laws governing singularities. While normal epistemology asks how we know general truths, Epistemological Pataphysics asks how we know the unique, the unrepeatable, the one-off. It's the epistemology of the clinamen, the swerve, the detail that escapes systematization. It reminds us that all knowledge systems have holes, and that those holes are not failures but features—spaces where something else might be known, something that doesn't fit.
Epistemological Pataphysics "You have a theory of knowledge that explains 99% of cases. Epistemological Pataphysics wants to know about the 1%—the anomalous, the uncanny, the things you know but can't explain. Your epistemology isn't complete until it accounts for what it can't account for."

Evidence Pataphysics

A pataphysical approach to evidence: constructing evidence that supports nothing, evidence for contradictory claims, or evidence that is perfectly valid but irrelevant. Evidence pataphysics might compile a dossier of “proof” that the moon is made of cheese, using real geological terminology applied to lunar samples. It exposes how evidence is always evidence‑for under a frame, and how the same evidence can be made to support almost anything with sufficient ingenuity.
Example: “Her evidence pataphysics project collected weather reports, dream journals, and soup recipes to prove that the Eiffel Tower was haunted. The evidence was real; the conclusion was pataphysical.”
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