Hym "I miss spears..."
Iam "How do you mean?"
Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many
people have been killed by spears. At a certain point,
people just stopped using spears to
kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one
will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."
Iam "Eh...
Maybe they'll poison us 🤷"
Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."
Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."
Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."
Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a
Tesla to come and (autonomously)
kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"
Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"
