A vagina with shit in it. Shitty vag.
Jack: I was going to go down on Jessica, but she had a real patati.

Edgar: Ya, I heard that it's hard to tell the difference between her poop chute and that patati.
by poonwang November 10, 2009
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A pet name used by Italians biochemists.
I love you Mattia, you are my true patati.
by Chencil December 16, 2016
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of, or relating to patios
Drake: Michael looks so patatious today!
Josh: Oh i know right, he's so patio-like!
by thepatatiousone October 8, 2011
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