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patatoes 

if u don't like patatoes u should die!
patatoes by carl 17 July 29, 2006

pantalones 

guy: El diablo en mi pantalones es en fuego para tu!
girl: (slap)
pantalones by santaporn March 10, 2005

Potatoness 

Potatoness (adj.) (PO-Tay-Toe-Ness) the act of being potato like or in other words being like Lucilla Faith. 2. The act of laying around and being lazy.
x: wow look at that potatoness lucilla is doing 2. Wow look at all the potatoness Cori has going on. Just laying on the couch like that. 3 sorry I was late, I had too much potatoness going on
Potatoness by Alpha Defender October 22, 2015

fiesta en mi pantalones 

there is a party in my pants
(used by guys when they have erections)
less ackward than saying: i have an erection
Guy 1- OMG there is a fiesta en mi pantalones everytime I see her!
Guy 2- I know, same.
Guy 1- Hey! she's my girlfriend!

los tres pantalones 

hip-hoppin fresh mexican posse
:i wish i was a los tres pantalones
los tres pantalones by mat April 22, 2005

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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