mat's definitions

free porn

a mans best friend

"man the site has free porn"

by mat February 13, 2004

ignorance

The state that anyone who looks down on another country, race, sex or human being lives in.

"Americans are all fat, stupid and arrogant."
"English people have bad teeh and we saved them in WW2!"
"I hate chinese people."

by Mat November 9, 2003

cock

penis over 7 inches in length and 3 inches around.

i said i need some cock not wennier.

by Mat July 30, 2004

dixie ray

Big Slut, that goes to school in hartshorne oklahoma.

Dixie ray is a big bitch

by mat March 1, 2005

Hamlegs

Female legs which resembles a smooth sasuage and/or leg of ham.

She has hamlegs

by Mat August 11, 2003

paleface

Describes a person who rarely gets exposed to sunlight, thus making their skin somewhat lighter than the average person.

Balfa7<NuBeas> and InSaNe<NuBeas> play on their computer all day, they're such palefaces.

by mat December 31, 2004

hmr

Holy Macaroni Robin. It's going to replace omg.

HMR! Did you see that?

by Mat March 5, 2005