mat's definitions

Hamlegs

Female legs which resembles a smooth sasuage and/or leg of ham.

She has hamlegs

by Mat August 11, 2003

paleface

Describes a person who rarely gets exposed to sunlight, thus making their skin somewhat lighter than the average person.

Balfa7<NuBeas> and InSaNe<NuBeas> play on their computer all day, they're such palefaces.

by mat December 31, 2004

pasty

A friggen retard. One who is most likely dumb, and scrawny.

Pasty. He is scrawny, and friggen retarded.

by Mat April 1, 2003

Mo Fo

Simple word to identify Tommy. A Tommy at work needs to be identified as a mo fo.

Die Mo Fo. Tommy is such a Mo Fo. I just can't believ how Mo Fo you are today.

by Mat July 7, 2004

cock

penis over 7 inches in length and 3 inches around.

i said i need some cock not wennier.

by Mat July 30, 2004

dixie ray

Big Slut, that goes to school in hartshorne oklahoma.

Dixie ray is a big bitch

by mat March 1, 2005

huckabee

a person who is really dumb

" wow what a huckabee "

by mat May 13, 2005