mat's definitions

pasty

A friggen retard. One who is most likely dumb, and scrawny.

Pasty. He is scrawny, and friggen retarded.

by Mat April 1, 2003

singlet

The (mostly) Australian term for wife beater as it is commonly reffered to in the USA. Basicly a cotton skin tight tank top for men, more commonly used as a form of under wear.

Bloody Hell I spilled the Bundi on me last good singlet!

by Mat July 1, 2004

los tres pantalones

hip-hoppin fresh mexican posse

:i wish i was a los tres pantalones

by mat April 22, 2005

Hamlegs

Female legs which resembles a smooth sasuage and/or leg of ham.

She has hamlegs

by Mat August 11, 2003

paleface

Describes a person who rarely gets exposed to sunlight, thus making their skin somewhat lighter than the average person.

Balfa7<NuBeas> and InSaNe<NuBeas> play on their computer all day, they're such palefaces.

by mat December 31, 2004

bleng

An item of jewlry that is fake, for example not real gold or silver....

Or i could just be making the word up...

Hay, He aint got bling he got bleng!

by mat October 15, 2004

curvage

one whos penis curves when erect

i have bad curvage in my cock

by mat April 11, 2005