1) Someone who is so beyond intoxicated that they begin to stomp around with arms curled in and waving about uncontrollably, leaving only devastation and destruction in their path (most often on the way to the bathroom to throw up). This elusive creaturemay also be known by its unmistakable call of garbled words and constant repetition of the same phrase over and over again.
2) A term to describe anyone you know who is always that one person who gets way too drunk, even though they know their limits, or everyone tells them to stop drinking, yet they continue to anyway.
Noun:
1) "Dude, Jimmy turned into such a Plastorasaurus at the party last night."
2) "Don't drink too much tonight man, we don't want to see the Plastorasaurus again."
"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Plastor...asaurus.....Fuck"
Adj:
"I hate it when you get so Plastorasaurus that you can't even walk across the room."
"Jesse is Plastorasaurus again, keep him away from the glass table..."
Also known simply as insanity. This disorder is so named for action sports/motorsports legend Travis Pastrana for obvious reasons. Symptoms of this disorder vary and may include but are not limited to; the desire to backflip(sometimes multiple times at once) a motocross bike, the desire to jump a rally car 269 feet followed immediately by a backflip from six stories high into the Long Beach harbor, the desire to jump out of an airplane without a parachute on, and (successfully)duplicating Evel Knievel's infamous Caesar's Palace fountain jump.
My buddy tried to hit a double backflip on his bike, i think he has a legitcase of Pastrana Syndrome!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."