pastoral
the awkard moments following a blowjob when you are not sure wether or not to kiss her as she just blew you
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Pastoral
Pastoral by dababy.com??????? February 23, 2022
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pastoral studies
girl who shalt remain nameless: "i'm going to take a pastoral studies course"
father of girl: "what do you do there?"
girl: "you take care of cows"
father + family + friend: *silence*
father of girl: "what do you do there?"
girl: "you take care of cows"
father + family + friend: *silence*
pastoral studies by muahaha123456 December 6, 2005
Pastoral Symphony
This refers to a badass piece in the middle of Handel's Messiah Part I. Fully instrumental. Can also refer to other random instrumental pieces of the same name, but no one really cares about those.
Pastoral Symphony by njtonova1515 December 14, 2009
pastoral pass out
A pastoral pass out includes Jumping up & down , continuos chanting without knowledge of any reverent language
pastoral pass out by Faithmoriahfaith February 21, 2013
Ska Pastora
Ska Pastora by Nicholas Roberts March 31, 2008
Pastral
Pastral pronouced: pay~strool
noun. The remaining pastry flakes after consuming something which contains pastry.
Pastralise pronouced: pay~stra~lies
verb. The action of licking ones fingers too attain flakes of pastry off a plate after consuming a tasty treat.
noun. The remaining pastry flakes after consuming something which contains pastry.
Pastralise pronouced: pay~stra~lies
verb. The action of licking ones fingers too attain flakes of pastry off a plate after consuming a tasty treat.
"I feel like a kid again with a place full of pastral".
Dude 1: "Are you finished with your pastry?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Why?"
Dude 1: "Good, because I'm going to pastralise the shit out of that plate!"
Dude 1: "Are you finished with your pastry?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Why?"
Dude 1: "Good, because I'm going to pastralise the shit out of that plate!"
Pastral by Ferritocious Oncore December 23, 2010
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