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Pastoral 

A huge fucking waste of all of our time but still at least a gay fucky time for the boyz.
Girl: Oh no pastoral :(
Boy: Hehe pastoral :)
Pastoral by dababy.com??????? February 23, 2022

pastoral studies 

the study of cow tending. offered at most institutions of higher learning, like SMU.
girl who shalt remain nameless: "i'm going to take a pastoral studies course"

father of girl: "what do you do there?"

girl: "you take care of cows"

father + family + friend: *silence*
pastoral studies by muahaha123456 December 6, 2005

Pastoral Symphony 

This refers to a badass piece in the middle of Handel's Messiah Part I. Fully instrumental. Can also refer to other random instrumental pieces of the same name, but no one really cares about those.
Pastoral Symphony Handel Baroque Symphony Badass
Pastoral Symphony by njtonova1515 December 14, 2009

pastoral pass out 

The ability to have a group of pastors rejoice in such a way , it looks like they're about to pass
A pastoral pass out includes Jumping up & down , continuos chanting without knowledge of any reverent language
Pastral pronouced: pay~strool
noun. The remaining pastry flakes after consuming something which contains pastry.

Pastralise pronouced: pay~stra~lies

verb. The action of licking ones fingers too attain flakes of pastry off a plate after consuming a tasty treat.
"I feel like a kid again with a place full of pastral".

Dude 1: "Are you finished with your pastry?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Why?"
Dude 1: "Good, because I'm going to pastralise the shit out of that plate!"
Pastral by Ferritocious Oncore December 23, 2010