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parsoning by von herring October 28, 2004
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corduroy poisoning
A medical condition caused by the production of or hearing of an abnormally large amount of indie music.
My friend Jack is a really good songwriter, but ever since Interpol became popular, he's gotten a chronic case of corduroy poisoning.
corduroy poisoning by Dentura Hogfloss February 9, 2005
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irony poisoning
Irony poisoning is when one's worldview/weltshauung/reality tunnel is so dominated by irony and detachment-based-comedy, that the joke becomes real and you start to do things that are immoral or wrong from a place of deep nihilistic cynicism.
irony poisoning by SRSLY WRONG May 24, 2014
biscuit poisoning
biscuit poisoning by CrackerNoMore September 6, 2009
internet poisoning
When you spend so long on the internet that you believe the real world is as messed up and weird as it seems online.
"I feel like shit, I spent all morning on facebook and I definitely got internet poisoning"
"Qanon is a digital soap opera for people with internet poisoning" -@KT_So_It_Goes
"Qanon is a digital soap opera for people with internet poisoning" -@KT_So_It_Goes
internet poisoning by OffColorOtter July 25, 2020
Alcohol Poisoning
A serious medical condition which presents itself after a person drinks too much, should not be taken lightly and should instead be taken directly to the emergency room, drunk is different than alcohol posing the way to recognize the difference is one is coherent and the other is not, if someone has alcohol poisoning it is important to make sure they don’t stop breathing and that they don’t choke on their own vomit
Girl: I think he has alcohol poisoning
Boy: He’s just drunk he’ll be fine
*12 hours later*
Girl: He isn’t breathing and he’s cold I fucking told you he had alcohol poisoning don’t just stand there call 911
Boy: He’s just drunk he’ll be fine
*12 hours later*
Girl: He isn’t breathing and he’s cold I fucking told you he had alcohol poisoning don’t just stand there call 911
Alcohol Poisoning by GayCloud June 24, 2018
acute lead poisoning
acute lead poisoning by Tragic Story December 22, 2004
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