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Carsoning

In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.
I have a bad knack of carsoning, I've fallen asleep on my wife the last four times.
by snasa July 4, 2016
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Carsoning it

Code for jorkin it. Usually mid-call, mid-chat, or mid-life crisis. Known to occur with 0 shame and a lot of moaning.
“Don’t join the call, he’s Carsoning it again.”
“Bro vanished for 5 mins and came back sweating — definitely Carsoning it.”
by sirhecker May 14, 2025
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Carvooning

The art of combining two crafts: cartooning and carving
John Marshall is the founder of carvooning. He has a great talent and passion for taking cartoon caricatures and carving them into wood.
by Marshall, J. March 25, 2019
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telemarketer caroling

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.
Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.
by DwightS. October 27, 2010
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Castoning

When you say someone is castoning, that person goes through 20 different names before remembering the other person's actual name. Also right before they get it right they grunt loudly
Person 1: Hey Lucian, uhhh, George, uhhh, Jar, uhhhh, Teius *GHAAAAAAAAA* , Nicu.

Person 2: What the hell was that.
Person 1: Oh I was just castoning
by Teo73 November 28, 2021
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Caroing

When one camps excessively in objective based Call of Duty matches, usually trying to achieve killstreaks or other personal feats.
"Man this one kid keeps caroing, get a life!"
by FEEEEEG November 11, 2011
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priest caroling

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.
"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."
by ProClifo November 27, 2018
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