parsonist

noun
1.A person that uses people for their cars/trucks
2. Has a triple chin feature consumes alot of food
3. Incredibly cheap

Mr.K: Dude get your own car im sick of driving you around all night
Mr.D: Screw you. Now take me to the store and buy me some cupcakes

parsonist by wumba May 2, 2005

Parsonist

Someone who speak the truth, only the truth and nothing but the truth.
Founded in a group chat a few months back as the the legend of Parsons is reborn and has now become a religion that is worshiped by a handful of superior individuals.

Look at that guy! He must me a parsonist

Parsonist by Dj Parsons August 10, 2019

paulsonist

Someone who believes in Paulsonism or Paulsisium/Paulsizium, a religion that worships Sarah Paulson

I have a Sarah Paulson shrine because I am a Paulsonist

paulsonist by M8! December 21, 2020

arsonist 

a person who sets fire to anything to cause serious damage in the streets or on buildings using molotov cocktails any of the black market weapons

''fuckin hell! that arsonist looks like he's gona really do damage on that fuckin building!''

arsonist by sweet jesus April 12, 2006

Dirty William Parsons 

The act of taking a leviathan telescope (54 feet in length) up the ass, so the person on the other end can get an in depth view.

Person 1: Did you hear Max did a Dirty William Parsons with John last night? John swore he could make out planets
Person 2: Wow, wanna do it tonight?

Dirty William Parsons by BigDog92 May 12, 2021

Passionista 

Someone overzealously enthusiastic towards something. Wanting to be recognized for your love of something.

I know everyone loves chocolate, but she is a chocolate passionista!

Passionista by Byondblac November 7, 2012

The Alan Parsons Project 

Awesome progressive rock group that was a mix of the WAY TOO over-popularized Beatles and very trippy Pink Floyd. Unlike the Beatles, APP is very relaxed and are less happy and have a cooler much less annoying sound to their music. The only similarity would be the vocal sound. They are much like Pink Floyd in their tune and mellowness. They are more in touch with the world than the too-happy Beatles were.

It's a shame that the Alan Parsons Project isn't as popular as the Beatles. They are way better and less annoying.

The Alan Parsons Project by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008