parmf

pussy ass ranboo mother fucker

‘have you seen ranboo?’
‘who? do you only mean parmf’

by beepboyhalo June 1, 2021

ParaFlinch

Used in Pokémon video games to describe a Pokémon whose sole purpose is to first Paralyze and then try to Flinch the enemy. Due to both status conditions having a chance to stop a Pokémon from attacking, every turn the Paralyzed Pokémon tries to attack has a very high chance to stop the attack from executing because each status is rolled separately (you have to win the RNG paralyze roll AND win the flinch roll to even attack).

I thought I would lose the match for sure, but I was able to ParaFlinch the win out with my Jirachi! He couldn't do a thing about it.

by AnonV February 14, 2015

5th Alarm Parfait

The act of taking a good healthy shit in a urinal as a form of revenge or a last ditch effort when all shitters are full and the sweaty shit pains are in full effect.

Consuela instantly regretted kicking Jose off the buffet line on taco Tuesday after discovering he had left her a 5th Alarm Parfait in the men’s room.

by hosestretcher101 May 24, 2016

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020

Parmela

A stunning short attention spanned girl, who tends to make random noises throughout the day. Like all the time. Loving, kind, and a wonderful personality. She is to be trusted and not trifiled with. Funny, witty, and very self aware. Along with a killer sissy volleyball serve. She is a loyal friend and very caring. She is not afraid to go out of her way to help people, and will do what it takes to make people feel loved and welcome. Though she may seem crazy and outgoung, she needs her time alone, and she cherishes time spent with a few close friends.

You see that fine dame?
That's parmela!

by Chazaq August 27, 2014

Parafucktion

An instant in which two or more seperate, but equally terrible occurances coincide.

Yesterday, I had a total parafucktion; my hard drive melted down and at the same time the blender burst into flames.

by Althea_Novak August 28, 2007

Polish Parfait

Seminal fluid produced in the testicles by someone with Polish Descent.

Tim got back at Brad by giving his windshield some polish parfait.

by nyjets63 March 4, 2009