parfitt 

verb; When someone messes something up or does something incredibly stupid, it could be said that they had "parfitted up" the said-thing. Is replaceable with "fucked up" or "messed up".

"Dude, how d'your exam go?"
"I parfitted that one up, that's for sure"

"Mandem, watch me clear this pond"
"You're going to parfitt it"

parfitt by athelstan_13 June 17, 2009

parfitt 

what people now say when they've done somethin stupid. such as releasing toxic gas in to a room where people work, endangering there lives and later needing two fire engines to stop the gas.

"look at him what a parfitt!"
"dont go and do a parfitt you ass"

parfitt by MC SHITHEAD May 27, 2005

Parfitt 

A green piece of poop.

Damn! I just did a parfitt! Shouldn't've eaten that broccoli.

Parfitt by jamal j. November 12, 2008

Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method 

Masturbating whilst in the stance and strumming style of Status Quo legend Rick Parfitt.

guy 1. I could see through your curtains -were you playing air guitar?

guy 2. No I was practicing Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method

Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method by dfghjks July 28, 2009

Kevin Parfitt 

a person who is usually obscene with his finger dick and verbally and who is lame about losing at video games. He will usually be there for a person.

Me: Hey whats going on?
John: Your mom was so good last night.
Me: What?
John: I just jizzed in my pants. *immitates masturbation*

OR

Me: Hey I need your help.
John: Yea dude what's up?
Me: This kid has it out for me.
John: His dick?
Me: No like he wants to beat me up. Stop being a Kevin Parfitt.
John: I'll get him for you. BTW, I cummed on your bed last night.

Kevin Parfitt by appledumplings69 March 15, 2009

Sam Parfitt 

The term where a person who is overweight. Has a teacher in high school who fucked their grandmother. And Asks everyone for food.

Paul: Hey do you remember someone which is like a Sam Parfitt?
Karl: Yeah and their sister was well fit.
Paul: I mean like Ben Harris.
Karl: Oh yeah.

Sam Parfitt by Wagwan Whitmore December 3, 2018

robert parfitt 

A Twat

He is such a Robert parfitt

robert parfitt by 14andunder June 28, 2017