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Palmface 

A palmface is the greatest possible response to a facepalm, involving slapping/placing your palm upon the said person's face. (Hence the palm-face.) This action has a 100% success rate of pure lulz.
Man 1: How do you get the spider mines for the vultures?
Man 2: -facepalm-
Man 1: -palmface- 8D
Palmface by Saan November 28, 2009
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palmface 

Palmface-verb The act of bringing your hand to your face, usually used in IM conversations using asterix. Is 100% better than facepalm. Which looks retarded.
Omg today I dyloned on accident! *palmface*
palmface by Rensauce October 7, 2009
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/palmface 

Using internet dialect to portray one's dissatisfaction with a particular response or communicated message. Refers to slapping one's forehead in almost disbelief.
Me: so in conclusion i state that the second law of thermodynamics is clearly non-applicable in this instance. What do you think?

Friend 1: liek, what? were you talking?

Me: /palmface
/palmface by Max Henley January 8, 2009

paleface 

A common term used by native Americans to classify white people.
That paleface just gave me this nice blanket.
paleface by Kelsey Courtney December 18, 2005

Paleface 

A term used by writers of "Cowboy and Indian" movies generally spoken to define a white person. However, it is not known if this word was used by Native Americans in real-life.
Native American: How, paleface!
White guy: Will you trade your furs for my shiny guns?
Paleface by whoabaybay August 3, 2007

paleface 

Look at that fuckin' paleface. Let's go kill some whiteys.
paleface by PoopyPoo July 29, 2005

Paleface 

A Finnish rapper whos style is somewhat hip-hop punctuated. Alongside many other great finnish musicians Paleface without a doubt makes his way up to "the elite".
The most famous chorus:

"You can ask a man what
he's accused of or convincted of
but never what he done
Just when you think that you've
been able to turn your life around
before you know it
you're back to square one"

("Back to Square One", from album "Pale Ontologist")
Paleface by Esko Pasko February 7, 2004
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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