parf

Perfect; excellent; Complete in every aspect.
by Anonymous August 24, 2003
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Parf

Alternative phrase to parp, simply meaning a fart. Derived from a misspelling / misconduct of the word. The word doesn't differ too much in usage, although is mostly said for more comedic affect.
Pretty cool guy: I just parf'd.

Person 1: PARF!
Person 2: Argh, you are just the worst kind of person...
by Churkirby February 22, 2010
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Parf

An expulsion of air through the penis.
My cat Monkey Boy enjoys to parf all night on my girlfriend's head while she is sleeping.
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parfed

Could be used as an adjective or verb. It is used to describe something that has been messed up or the act of screwing something up.
1. Brian's truck was really parfed after he got it stuck under a low bridge.

2. Brian parfed the trim for the Duncan job by cutting it too short.
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Parfed

When you pee and fart at the same time.
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Parf

A sneaky fart that accidentally slips out while one is taking a piss. Most commonly found in people with female genitals.
I heard you parf in the stall at school.
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Parfing

1: Barfing in a bathroom trashcan while simultaneously pooing on the toilet.
2: Taking a poo that smells so awful that it makes you barf while still sitting on the toilet.
That bathroom reeks like hot hell! Someone was definitely parfing in there.
by White Waxer January 02, 2022
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