parf

Perfect; excellent; Complete in every aspect.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Parf

Alternative phrase to parp, simply meaning a fart. Derived from a misspelling / misconduct of the word. The word doesn't differ too much in usage, although is mostly said for more comedic affect.

Pretty cool guy: I just parf'd.

Person 1: PARF!
Person 2: Argh, you are just the worst kind of person...

by Churkirby February 22, 2010

Parf

An expulsion of air through the penis.

My cat Monkey Boy enjoys to parf all night on my girlfriend's head while she is sleeping.

by snoopdoggydex January 1, 2012

parfed

Could be used as an adjective or verb. It is used to describe something that has been messed up or the act of screwing something up.

1. Brian's truck was really parfed after he got it stuck under a low bridge.

2. Brian parfed the trim for the Duncan job by cutting it too short.

by The Real Dan-O October 4, 2013

Parf

A sneaky fart that accidentally slips out while one is taking a piss. Most commonly found in people with female genitals.

I heard you parf in the stall at school.

by Sassycat December 13, 2020

Parfed

When you pee and fart at the same time.

I parfed when I was on the toilet!

by realpsuedonym November 26, 2020

Foggle Parf

Simply a name for very foggy flatulence. Often used during cold months.

Did you see that girl's Foggle Parf?

by Geewizgabe November 18, 2017