parkingasm 

The incredible, nearly sexual, feeling one experiences when getting the best parking spot in the lot.

Johnny whipped his car into the front row parking spot and I clearly saw the parkingasm he experienced.

parkingasm by Doc Jay April 10, 2008

parkingsons 

When you forget where you left your car.

I popped into the supermarket to pick up some groceries but when I came out I came down with a real bad dose of Parkingsons. For the life of me I couldn't remember where I left my car.

parkingsons by El Libero Eoghan November 30, 2015

paingasm 

1. Noun. An orgasm that is achieved solely through pain stimuli.

When Jen had paingasm while Joe was flogging her she realized she was a masochist.

paingasm by rosered February 20, 2004

Paingasm 

Noun used to describe the peak of pain felt just prior to a muscle release.

Jean moaned deeply while she had a paingasm, when her therapist hit the right spot to release her psoas muscle.

Paingasm by footinmouth November 26, 2014

Parkingson's Disease 

A deeply-rooted "like father, like son" physical/mental disorder that transcends several generations of male offspring; it involves each successive "son" misbehaving sexually just as soon as he gets his driver's license --- i.e., pulling over ("parking") and "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with any "cute young thing with boobs and a coochie" whom he happens to be dating and/or giving a ride somewhere. And heck --- most likely this lustful procreating is how many of the successive generations of these socially-irresponsible males have kept their DNA-lineage going so well and for so long --- Grampa was probably conceived this way, and then Grampa did the same thing himself when he reached puberty, and then Papa followed suit, and then Son, and...

For as long as I can remember, a majority of the young guys in this town have been "doing da bouncy-bouncy" with girls in their back seats on the lane down by the old fishing-pier... sound like Parkingson's Disease to me!

Parkingson's Disease by QuacksO October 18, 2017

Paingasm 

A sharp feeling of discomfort in the genital region of a man that normally happens without notice causing one to wince in tremendous soreness.

Chris winced in agony as a paingasm suddenly presented itself during dinner.

Paingasm by Daren Bukator December 29, 2007

ParkingStore 

Something that doesn't exist or make sense. - word from Wizards With Guns (YouTube)

We met at the parkingStore

ParkingStore by Godziller1998 February 22, 2025