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parkersnowing 

When you have a huge hard-on for a girl, but when you tell her you true feelings, she admits that she thought you were gay the whole time.
"Holy shit where is Cyrus? he was supposed to be here"
"oh hes parkersnowing a girl, but she doesn't think hes gay yet"
parkersnowing by 420pac September 11, 2014

Porkersnapper 

An element/ object that is difficult to find or touch. People around the world have gone on quests to find it, but always fail.
Man, if only we had ourselves the porkersnapper, all of the answers in life would be ours.

I can't find a job anywhere; it's like looking for the porkersnapper!
Porkersnapper by Terri Makichut October 9, 2019

ParterInCrimeForLife 

Muskan and Mo ❤️
PIC4L are people who will :
•Always be there for each other no matter what.

•They listen to you and understand you.

•You can call anytime about anything you feel you need to speak about or vent out

•They will stand up for you in the times when you need it most.
•Keep your secrets close, you can trust with your life.

•They will support you in any decision you make even if it's hard for them.

•They are there for you as much as they can be and does and says whatever they can to up your mood in down times.
•You can be your COMPLETE and total self around them without feeling uncomfortable.
•You can say or do anything but your relationship never changes.

•They will always want the best for you Just like you will always want for them.

It feels as if they were sent from heaven to make your life that much easier. They will do almost anything for you as you would do for them, and will love you no matter what kind of stupid things you do.

And as people change, your LOVE with a REAL PIC4L will never fade through all the phases of life and problems that come a long with it AND THATS A FACT 😎❤️
#MY PIC4L is always here for me just like I’m there for them
#My PIC4L is my everything my world myjaan mylife my bestfriend my famlee and all.
ParterInCrimeForLife means YourClosestPerson
ParterInCrimeForLife by mushy786 January 12, 2020

hankering for a pankering 

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.
If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.
hankering for a pankering by Bloopy February 10, 2006

Parkering 

When a person relentlessly complains on social media about their local sports teams.
The Buffalo Bills lost again, everybody is "Parkering" on Facebook right now.
Parkering by Grumpy Cat Dan December 15, 2018

Parkerpaulsonism 

A person that likes wierd girls is usually In a friend group and thinks there are more than 2 genders is also a bit dumbfounded in every sport he plays he thinks he is good but he is not
I believe my friend has parkerpaulsonism