paralola 

When you shove an egg up your ass and it comes out through your mouth without cracking.

I got paralolad last night!

paralola by Afashaw March 6, 2017

Parabolacorona 

Weird ass nigga asking girls on discord if they squat

Girl: hello
parabolacorona: How many times you squat?

Parabolacorona by Ketchup ^-^ March 1, 2020

Celebration Parallax 

The phenomenon whereby the exact same set of facts is either celebrated or deplored depending solely on the political bias of the observer.

When a liberal writes that increased immigration is good because it leads to a liberal demographic shift, but then writes that conservatives decrying increased immigration are pushing "replacement theory," that's celebration parallax.

Celebration Parallax by sensei10 January 31, 2023

Parabola 

Super strain of Ebola
Highly dangerous

Guy1: I have Parabola

Guy2: Oh shit get away

Parabola by Parabola expert April 20, 2017

Parallax 

The effect that causes you to misjudge a reading due to the angle of viewing.

Hey dawg, how comes youz missed that bizatch? Muss be parallax wit not holdin my rife right

Parallax by Anonymous September 17, 2003

parabolas 

A mathmatical graph originated by the ancient greeks some two thousand years ago and still inflicted upon unsuspecting high school students today. Vastly inferior to the hyperbola, of course.

Math geek: I'm not merely eccentric, I'm a parabola!

Math teacher: now, class, graph this equation on your TI-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
Class: *groans*

parabolas by Blah November 26, 2003

Parabola 

A type of face one makes when angry. Involves the mouth frowning downwards to form an 'n' shape. Various different types e.g human parabola where the body also forms the structure of a parabola at the same time as the mouth.

Allan got angry so pulled off an enormous parabola.

Parabola by Eimho November 2, 2011