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parabolas

A mathmatical graph originated by the ancient greeks some two thousand years ago and still inflicted upon unsuspecting high school students today. Vastly inferior to the hyperbola, of course.
Math geek: I'm not merely eccentric, I'm a parabola!

Math teacher: now, class, graph this equation on your TI-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
Class: *groans*
by Blah November 26, 2003
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parabolas

The cooliest most awsome graphed equation in math. Everyone knows it has one squared term and a postive one forms a happy face and negitive one forms a sad face.
by mike June 26, 2003
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Parabolacorona

Weird ass nigga asking girls on discord if they squat
Girl: hello
parabolacorona: How many times you squat?
by Ketchup ^-^ March 1, 2020
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paraboats

The main reason for a paradox.
Dude #1: Now that I have a paraboats, I'll need a place to park them.

Dude #2: What you need is a paradox.
by TNunnster May 13, 2011
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Parabola

Super strain of Ebola
Highly dangerous
Guy1: I have Parabola

Guy2: Oh shit get away
by Parabola expert April 20, 2017
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parabolic

1. of or similar to a parable, riddle, or proverb
2. a dark saying
3. things which have been kept secret; mysterious
1. Your story is so parabolic. Speak in simple words.
2. Urban legends are sometimes narrated in parabolic language.
3. Christ will only reveal the meaning of his parabolic teachings to his chosen disciples.
by timlight January 28, 2010
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going parabolic

To party like the world is going to end tomorrow. Taking the craziness to the next level and even beyond that.
Jackie's coming to Austin this weekend to party. We're going parabolic!
by jdub71 May 5, 2013
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