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pantstree
the process of putting a pair of pants on a tree for the sake of fun but also providing viewers with an entertaining image for the day, also a slogan can be added for more effect.
Related Words
pantstrum • Pantsdrunk • pantsturbate • Pantorum • Pantrum • pantstree • prantitrump • punstrumental • Pantsu Maru Mie • Panty Strudel
Pantorum
Pantorum by Chubbs McScrotenstein September 9, 2012
Pantsturbate
Pantsturbate by CakeBadger November 21, 2014
Pantsdrunk
Child: Mommy, where’s Daddy? He’s supposed to drive me to soccer practice.
Mother: Oh, I better drive you, Daddy’s in the man cave pantsdrunk.
Mother: Oh, I better drive you, Daddy’s in the man cave pantsdrunk.
Pantsdrunk by The Doc75 October 11, 2018
pantsturbate
After not having sex for an extremely long time, just the sight of a naked woman in front of you makes you cum your pants.
Just getting home from a year overseas, he took a girl home from the bar, but was only able to pantsturbate in front of her.
pantsturbate by john juan 80 September 10, 2009
punstrumental
Adjective describing lines of conversation (that are often tangential or irrelevant digressions) instrumental only in framing a pun or other such lexical ambiguity humourously applied.
Compare shaggy dog story.
Compare shaggy dog story.
"do you mean to tell me our entire conversation was so you could make one of your stupid puns?"
could be rewritten as
"I now realise our conversation has been entirely punstramental"
could be rewritten as
"I now realise our conversation has been entirely punstramental"
punstrumental by thewilster October 18, 2004
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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