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pantstrum 

When a toddler throws a tantrum in response to an attempt to dress said toddler.
Little Ricky threw a pantstrum when his mother tried to put his pants on him this morning.
pantstrum by bentaka January 27, 2015
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pantstree 

the process of putting a pair of pants on a tree for the sake of fun but also providing viewers with an entertaining image for the day, also a slogan can be added for more effect.
"hey dude, did you see that tree! it was wearing a pair of pants!", "what a pantstree?", "yeah these days with so much marketing focused on image its hard not to feel self conscience."
pantstree by APovey May 19, 2010
The frothy mixture of butter and excess batter that is often the by-product of cooking pancakes.
"I was making breakfast this morning and got pantorum all over my apron."
Pantorum by Chubbs McScrotenstein September 9, 2012

Pantsturbate 

The act of masturbating with your pants on.
I was in the back of the bus when I decided to Pantsturbate.
Pantsturbate by CakeBadger November 21, 2014

Pantsdrunk 

Sitting in your underwear drinking and watching TV
Child: Mommy, where’s Daddy? He’s supposed to drive me to soccer practice.
Mother: Oh, I better drive you, Daddy’s in the man cave pantsdrunk.
Pantsdrunk by The Doc75 October 11, 2018

pantsturbate 

After not having sex for an extremely long time, just the sight of a naked woman in front of you makes you cum your pants.
Just getting home from a year overseas, he took a girl home from the bar, but was only able to pantsturbate in front of her.
pantsturbate by john juan 80 September 10, 2009

punstrumental 

Adjective describing lines of conversation (that are often tangential or irrelevant digressions) instrumental only in framing a pun or other such lexical ambiguity humourously applied.

Compare shaggy dog story.
"do you mean to tell me our entire conversation was so you could make one of your stupid puns?"

could be rewritten as

"I now realise our conversation has been entirely punstramental"
punstrumental by thewilster October 18, 2004
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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