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Pantsturbate 

The act of masturbating with your pants on.
I was in the back of the bus when I decided to Pantsturbate.
Pantsturbate by CakeBadger November 21, 2014
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pantsturbate 

After not having sex for an extremely long time, just the sight of a naked woman in front of you makes you cum your pants.
Just getting home from a year overseas, he took a girl home from the bar, but was only able to pantsturbate in front of her.
pantsturbate by john juan 80 September 10, 2009

pantsurbate

1.the act of masturbating through the pants.
2.the act of masturbating through the pants pocket.

*Both can be done in public without notice*
1.steve-I feel pleasure when i masturbate through my pants.

2.bob-dont you mean pantsurbate, the act of masturbating through the pants!
pantsurbate by bradster wulfy August 25, 2008

Passturbate 

Passing a ball, puck, disc, etc. to yourself in a sports related video game.
Aaron: Dude, pass me the puck!
Stephen: I'm trying! It keeps passing to myself!
Aaron: I don't wanna play if you're just gonna passturbate all day.
Passturbate by sparker29 August 29, 2012

Pingsturbate 

Pingsturbate (ing), (ed), (etc): Using the new iphone app to ping yourself.
I couldn't find anyone to ping, so I pingsturbated.
Pingsturbate by Hobart Jackson October 20, 2009

pasturbate 

verb,to preach about God constantly when no one wants to hear it. I was in a chat room and someone was preaching, calling everyone names and stuff all in the name of God. One of the chatters said he was pasturbating again.

Can't Ted do anything but pasturbate?
pasturbate by storm871 March 18, 2009

Padsturbate 

the act of using an Ipad to view porn and masturbate.
Jimmy was so horny, he snuck into the upstairs bathroom and Padsturbated.
Padsturbate by Stonecartier July 9, 2011
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