Pantrum 

No ordinary tantrum; an exaggerated, insincere, theatrical, melodramatic expression of raw, unfiltered emotion, when one is desperately seeking attention .

Corrr... Did you see Stacy the other day?! She was throwing a right pantrum. There was a massive crowd and they were all loving it. 'er mum came in to try and calm her down but they straight up booed her back off stage! What a show!

Pantrum by Pantrum May 18, 2018

Pantorum

The frothy mixture of butter and excess batter that is often the by-product of cooking pancakes.

"I was making breakfast this morning and got pantorum all over my apron."

Pantorum by Chubbs McScrotenstein September 9, 2012

Pontrumpicate 

To give your opinion on something in a loud and annoying way without bothering to have any facts

Guy 1: Barak Obama was born in Kenya!
Guy 2: Why do you always have to pontrumpicate like that?

Pontrumpicate by stuartc1 October 24, 2016

pantoum 

1. a poem that consistes of four lines rapeate again and again that somehow is supposed to make sense and mean something different every time you mix them up again.

2. something that teachers enjoy forcing their students to write just so they can watch them squirm and give them an F

3. what i should be figguring out how to write whilst (see, im poetic) i waste time by writing a definition for it on urban dictionary

4. see sonnet

evil english teacher- i going to need you to write a sonnet and pantoum
you- ;-; *bites head off evil english teacher*
evil english teacher- ahhhh!
you- oops.....

pantoum by I HATE SCHOOL July 20, 2008

pantrust 

someone who once typed like my grandma

oh you said “please, call me koi.” before? you are such a pantrust

pantrust by Gayperson🥰 July 2, 2021