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Paittons are people that seem pretty cool but are secretly insane. They can and will kill you. But they won't if you are their friend. I hope.
You: Hey Paitton!

Paitton: I killed a man yesterday. *smiles*

You: What?

Paitton: Sorry, Hi.
by Paitton maaa October 28, 2014
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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