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Is everyone's dad, and we are all his kiddos. Is the purest person to exist. Loves cats despite being allergic. Also dogs. Lots of dogs. Always trying to make everyone happy. Lots of dad jokes
Patton: "You deserve a 'Pat on' the back for that one!"
Logan:"Did you just make a pun on your name?"
by Iznightwing March 05, 2019
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Patton is a nice boy with a big heart, and lots of love for all of his friends. He's a goofball, who likes to joke around, and make cute puns. Patton usually loves cats, and dogs. He constantly tries to cheer people up. His smile will light up and entire room. He is very honest, and if you're lucky enough to have Patton as a friend, you will be greeted with ever-lasting kindness!
Person 1- Hey, did you see Patton today?
Person 2- Yeah. He's giving out hugs!
by BuggySweetheart888 June 09, 2018
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The best boi
He’s like my dad, you know?
Just listen

If you meet a Patton, cherish them cause they are like the sweetest people ever.
Patton is so adorable, I just wanna hug him!
by ILikePattonSanders September 10, 2018
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A fairly common last name with Scotch-Irish origins literally meaning "the superior family." People with this last name were revered endlessly and praised as "the smartest, most attractive, and most popular" in any group.
"Have you met that kid John? He's so cool you would think he was a Patton."
"He is!"
by JTP3XP November 09, 2007
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Cool guy, friends with everyone and likes to study Zodiac signs. Doesn't like too many competitive sports but is athletic and is better then any kolby.
Patton: Whats up

Gary: Nutin*
Patton: CHICKEN BUTT!
by DIS MANS G February 23, 2021
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The general who slapped the ptsd out of a soldier and wanted to slap Rommel till he is dead
Soldier: i dont wanna die
General: a Patton shall do this
by Sleepy rat November 09, 2020
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A little bick that doesn't stfu and is hella selfish
"Bro that girl over their is hella rude"

"Must be a Patton"
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