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Paitten
A sexy mother fucker with copious amounts of swag.
Bitches, hoes and pimps bow down to the sexiness which is Paitten.
Her awesomeness radiates for miles and your mind will be blown by it when in her presence.
Bitches, hoes and pimps bow down to the sexiness which is Paitten.
Her awesomeness radiates for miles and your mind will be blown by it when in her presence.
Bitch: "Hot damn, that Paitten is SEXAAAAAYYYY!!!!"
Hoe: "I bow down to that sexy mother fucker Paitten!"
Pimp: "OMFG my bitchin' mind has been blown by Paitten's awesomness mother fuckers!"
Hoe: "I bow down to that sexy mother fucker Paitten!"
Pimp: "OMFG my bitchin' mind has been blown by Paitten's awesomness mother fuckers!"
Paitten by lolwinter69 November 6, 2011
Paiten
Paiten is a girl with a baddie personality, she always is social but is humble and quite when she wants. She is always the one to make you say "oh god" but she always makes you smile, she is always looking good for the occasion and is never caught looking bad, she does some bad but knows her limits (by the way she thiccc)
Paiten by Yo why do you care? June 12, 2018
paiteness
1. A man of, or around the age of 28
2. A man who has this seductive aura around him that make the ladies come to him; sexy
3. A man who is good with his words and would be considered a Casanova.
2. A man who has this seductive aura around him that make the ladies come to him; sexy
3. A man who is good with his words and would be considered a Casanova.
paiteness by Ella Mackinson February 12, 2010
pritten
pritten by micHELLe717 April 13, 2007
pattence
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