paitoon
paitoon by ProTipsAboutAsians January 6, 2014
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Paiton
Paiton by Chelseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 29, 2009
Patoonky
My patoonky was aching after the long bike ride.
I can't sit in this uncomfortable chair any longer because it's causing my patoonky to hurt.
I can't sit in this uncomfortable chair any longer because it's causing my patoonky to hurt.
Patoonky by Jendreannissa Watsaytud January 9, 2010
dirty paiton
dirty paiton by dasalottaricotta September 11, 2021
Paiton
Paiton is a smart loving person, he is kind, and knows his worth. Whenever you're down, he's always there to pick you back up. He never gives up, until it's right. There will be a time, where you don't want to lose him, when you get to know him. He can be goofy, yet mature. But you got to love him for it. He's trustworthy, and never lets anyone be so alone.💕
Paiton by Extralovehomies April 21, 2020
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