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Ari

The bestest friend you’ll ever have, he’ll have black hair and glasses, he’s a little grumpy, but you know he’s the biggest dork you’ll ever meet.

Friend One: Hey Who was that cool looking guy you were hanging out with?
Friend Two: My best friend, his name’s Ari, he’s pretty cool.

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The best boi
He’s like my dad, you know?
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If you meet a Patton, cherish them cause they are like the sweetest people ever.

Patton is so adorable, I just wanna hug him!

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