pagnerant 

The particular quality of canine behavior that is comprised primarily of obstinacy but includes a pestering measure of imbecilic ignoramutude.

Roamer, the bull terrier, is being pagnerant because he "appears" to be unable to cooperate in rectification, after stepping over his own leash.

pagnerant by PTDanKool December 28, 2010

pageant ready look 

This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.

Shelia was a bit too formal for the weekend, too much the pageant ready look to fit the party.

pageant ready look by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020

paneranoia

A reluctance to take advantage of Panera's free wi-fi because you'll inevitably see somebody you know there, thus hindering your ability to get any work done.

I should've paid attention to my paneranoia. The minute I opened my laptop my brother-in-law and his stupid kids walked in.

paneranoia by Jason Jack Miller February 5, 2009

The American Pageant 

Pure evil, in textbook format. Over 1000 pages long it's suppossed to prepare you for the AP, while at the same time crippling you from all the carrying and making you blind. American History.

Student 1: yo bro! Wazzup with the deranged look?
Student 2: you know how it is, I had to spend all of yesterday night with The American Pageant.
Student 1: rofl sounds like you had fun.
Student 2: *shoots*

The American Pageant by Lokizzo September 22, 2005

Paneran adventure 

A journey that is made during conventional lunch hours by one or more of the following:

- A round body part that sticks out in a place it shouldn't.
- A woman of amazing grace, beauty, and intelligence OR A girl that resembles both a glazed donut and snowshoes.
- A big busted blonde with a pretty face pertty eyes and great hips. Nice butt long legs tall and gorgeous.
- A bad ass with a big dick.
- The most brightest and coolest person in the universe.
- A bald jackass OR avery confusing person

The clock approached 12:45 and The Nub and I summoned our counterparts Gail, Leslie and Amy for our Paneran Adventure.

Paneran adventure by Gus Baker June 21, 2005

paynerankin 

a raging homosexual with a micropenis

look at that creepy paynerankin sitting over there.

paynerankin by meatflapps November 22, 2009

Pignorant 

An ignorant officer of the law (aka blue line gang, cop, bacon, pig).

That son of a b*tch doesn't know the law, that cop is so pignorant.

Pignorant by DarthMaulsApprentice July 10, 2022