pagant

A beauty pageant held in a forest, usually around the end of daylight savings time, where everyone featured is required to arrive there naked. A portmanteu of pagan and pageant (however, some pagans are less cycle-accurate and wear clothes)

"Tira and Morgana went to the pagant and almost forgot to not wear clothes." "After receiving their WICcan checks, Nefeteri and Hrothgar decided to go to the pagant to spend the money on Burger King scented incense and candles."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007

Pagan Badwill

The opposite of Christian Charity.

Pagan Badwill is perverted goodwill.

by MissPriss9 April 19, 2018

pageant ready look

This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.

Shelia was a bit too formal for the weekend, too much the pageant ready look to fit the party.

by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020

Norse paganism

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the Norse. Norse pagans often adopt the same world view and outlook on life as the vikings.

He's into Norse paganism.

by Judge dredd7 July 25, 2011

pagani

Italian sports car manufacturer. Produce ~75 supercars a year, making them much rarer than high-end ferraris.

I was going to buy a ferrari but everyone has one, I decided to by a Pagani instead.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Pajanties

Pajamas which commonly consists of only a P.J. shirt and panties

punecocker09: R U LYKE NAKEDZ?
punecocker09: LOLZ
Shea BAKEDwrench: LOLOLOLOLOZZZZ!!one11!!
Shea BAKEDwrench: No n00b im rockin my pajanties.

by KKay December 28, 2006

paganini

Famous Italian violinist, more commonly its used as a cool way to say skilled musician.

That song's so sick, that dude is such a paganini.

by Erogs August 10, 2014