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A beauty pageant held in a forest, usually around the end of daylight savings time, where everyone featured is required to arrive there naked. A portmanteu of pagan and pageant (however, some pagans are less cycle-accurate and wear clothes)
"Tira and Morgana went to the pagant and almost forgot to not wear clothes." "After receiving their WICcan checks, Nefeteri and Hrothgar decided to go to the pagant to spend the money on Burger King scented incense and candles."
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Pagan Badwill 

Pagan Badwill by MissPriss9 April 19, 2018
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pageant ready look 

This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.
Shelia was a bit too formal for the weekend, too much the pageant ready look to fit the party.

Norse paganism 

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the Norse. Norse pagans often adopt the same world view and outlook on life as the vikings.
He's into Norse paganism.
Norse paganism by Judge dredd7 July 25, 2011
Italian sports car manufacturer. Produce ~75 supercars a year, making them much rarer than high-end ferraris.
I was going to buy a ferrari but everyone has one, I decided to by a Pagani instead.
pagani by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Pajanties 

Pajamas which commonly consists of only a P.J. shirt and panties
punecocker09: R U LYKE NAKEDZ?
punecocker09: LOLZ
Shea BAKEDwrench: LOLOLOLOLOZZZZ!!one11!!
Shea BAKEDwrench: No n00b im rockin my pajanties.
Pajanties by KKay December 28, 2006

paganini 

Famous Italian violinist, more commonly its used as a cool way to say skilled musician.
That song's so sick, that dude is such a paganini.
paganini by Erogs August 10, 2014