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A beauty pageant held in a forest, usually around the end of daylight savings time, where everyone featured is required to arrive there naked. A portmanteu of pagan and pageant (however, some pagans are less cycle-accurate and wear clothes)
"Tira and Morgana went to the pagant and almost forgot to not wear clothes." "After receiving their WICcan checks, Nefeteri and Hrothgar decided to go to the pagant to spend the money on Burger King scented incense and candles."
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Pagan Badwill 

Pagan Badwill by MissPriss9 April 19, 2018

pageant ready look 

This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.
Shelia was a bit too formal for the weekend, too much the pageant ready look to fit the party.
pageant ready look by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020

Norse paganism 

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the Norse. Norse pagans often adopt the same world view and outlook on life as the vikings.
He's into Norse paganism.
Norse paganism by Judge dredd7 July 25, 2011
Italian sports car manufacturer. Produce ~75 supercars a year, making them much rarer than high-end ferraris.
I was going to buy a ferrari but everyone has one, I decided to by a Pagani instead.
pagani by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Pajanties 

Pajamas which commonly consists of only a P.J. shirt and panties
punecocker09: R U LYKE NAKEDZ?
punecocker09: LOLZ
Shea BAKEDwrench: LOLOLOLOLOZZZZ!!one11!!
Shea BAKEDwrench: No n00b im rockin my pajanties.
Pajanties by KKay December 28, 2006

paganini 

Famous Italian violinist, more commonly its used as a cool way to say skilled musician.
That song's so sick, that dude is such a paganini.
paganini by Erogs August 10, 2014
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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