Portmanteau of "Hollywood" and "pedophile", implying Hollywood is notorious for pedophilia, "Hollywood" referring more-so the notorious American movie industry and the elites associated with it, and not so much the city in Los Angeles County.
Person A: Did you hear about the sexual assault accusations against insert actor's name here?
Person B: Who cares about pedowood?
An offensive slang for a person who is way too interested in "youth" or "young people" and drinks Sharif family's sweat as morning tonic. May or may not have a Rana Sanaullah tattoo on left butt cheek.
Other variations: ped-wari.
Youthful Ali: That bald guy with the tiger shirt is ogling and making noises at young people.
Bald guy with tiger shirt: Shair will fc*king you bad youthiyaaa!
Youthful Bilal: Let's alert the authorities. That's a pedowari.
First day: "Hashire sori yo...~~"
Second day: "Kaze no you ni..."
Third day: Still padoru
Fourth...
Fif...
...
Christmas day: Padoru padoru ~~
Padoru padoru x3,14...
After that, I think you can feel it...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.