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Padookie 

a common hair tie/ponytail holder/scrunchie
Origin: New Iberia, LA
Do you have a padookie I could borrow?
Padookie by fRISKY rISKY August 25, 2018

Padookie 

Noun. puh-doo-kee

A nickname given to a tornado that occurs in, or just near the town of Paducah, Texas.
That supercell is about to drop a padookie right over Paducah!
Padookie by stinkywx October 6, 2021

Padookie 

A game in which you trick someone into masturbating. Most games are played indoors, with the lights out, in which 5 minutes or so into the game the lights are flipped on to see if the person intended to trick was actually yanking his monkey.
Tom: Man we so tricked Jim! We caught him with a load!
Jerry: Dude thats disgusting! Why the fuck were you playing padookie?!
Padookie by ze_penguin June 14, 2009

PaDookie 

Hair tie
Mom do you have any PaDookies?
PaDookie by WhiteDismond Crowns2 September 20, 2023

Padookie 

When you defecate in a trash can located in a public park, and proceed to wipe your poop hole with a currently used sock, fresh off your friends foot.
"Yo, Quod, lemme borrow your sock real quick. I gotta do a mad Padookie right now."
Padookie by BabyBok February 2, 2024

Pidookie 

(Puh-Doo-Key) v.

The act of having to deficate and urinate simultaneously.

(having to shit and piss at the same time)
Person one: Man, After I ate those taco's and drank that large coke, I think I gotta......

Person two: "Pidookie"?

Person one: Yea!
Pidookie by Spurpulron January 31, 2009
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