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PageWanker 

A person suffering from type of mania caused by an irrational obsession with Google PageRank, often expressed by increased talkativeness and a fixation on the green slider bar within the Google toolbar. The severity of PageWank becomes more prenounced as PageRank decreases. Sufferers (PageWankers) with a high PageRank 8-10 often show symtoms of euphoria (excessive happiness) and increased sex drive. As PageRank decreases sufferers may experience mood swings, irritability, anger, and increasing hostility towards the internet finally leading to depression and uncontrollable crying as PageRank reaches 0.

Dave was being an annoying pagewanker all morning since Google blacklisted his spammy link network.
PageWanker by T3dd13 February 8, 2008

Pedawacker 

In math class he showed me his pedawacker

Paddywanker 

Dave has absolutely no life. He is a stay at home Paddywanker.
Paddywanker by Britishlad May 11, 2016

Parawanker 

Slang term for paramotorists. Meant to be derogatory, but has been accepted as a fun way to describe piloting a paramotor.
Look at that parawanker high above us on the beach. I'm jealous of that lifestyle.
Parawanker by paraweenie October 17, 2018

Padawandemic 

A sudden and unexpected influx of undesirable Jedi’s to a local area.
‘Shall we pop down the sea front for a walk?’
Nah it’s full of drunks down there now. It’s become a Padawandemic’.
Padawandemic by CassTheCustard February 24, 2021

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026