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PageWanker 

A person suffering from type of mania caused by an irrational obsession with Google PageRank, often expressed by increased talkativeness and a fixation on the green slider bar within the Google toolbar. The severity of PageWank becomes more prenounced as PageRank decreases. Sufferers (PageWankers) with a high PageRank 8-10 often show symtoms of euphoria (excessive happiness) and increased sex drive. As PageRank decreases sufferers may experience mood swings, irritability, anger, and increasing hostility towards the internet finally leading to depression and uncontrollable crying as PageRank reaches 0.

Dave was being an annoying pagewanker all morning since Google blacklisted his spammy link network.
PageWanker by T3dd13 February 8, 2008

Pedawacker 

In math class he showed me his pedawacker

Paddywanker 

Dave has absolutely no life. He is a stay at home Paddywanker.
Paddywanker by Britishlad May 11, 2016

Parawanker 

Slang term for paramotorists. Meant to be derogatory, but has been accepted as a fun way to describe piloting a paramotor.
Look at that parawanker high above us on the beach. I'm jealous of that lifestyle.
Parawanker by paraweenie October 17, 2018

Padawandemic 

A sudden and unexpected influx of undesirable Jedi’s to a local area.
‘Shall we pop down the sea front for a walk?’
Nah it’s full of drunks down there now. It’s become a Padawandemic’.
Padawandemic by CassTheCustard February 24, 2021

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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