Padawanker
Padawanker by milotictear November 17, 2009
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PageWanker
A person suffering from type of mania caused by an irrational obsession with Google PageRank, often expressed by increased talkativeness and a fixation on the green slider bar within the Google toolbar. The severity of PageWank becomes more prenounced as PageRank decreases. Sufferers (PageWankers) with a high PageRank 8-10 often show symtoms of euphoria (excessive happiness) and increased sex drive. As PageRank decreases sufferers may experience mood swings, irritability, anger, and increasing hostility towards the internet finally leading to depression and uncontrollable crying as PageRank reaches 0.
PageWanker by T3dd13 February 8, 2008
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Parawanker
Slang term for paramotorists. Meant to be derogatory, but has been accepted as a fun way to describe piloting a paramotor.
Parawanker by paraweenie October 17, 2018
Padawandemic
‘Shall we pop down the sea front for a walk?’
‘Nah it’s full of drunks down there now. It’s become a Padawandemic’.
‘Nah it’s full of drunks down there now. It’s become a Padawandemic’.
Padawandemic by CassTheCustard February 24, 2021
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)