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Padawanker 

Someone who gets off to Star Wars porn.
"OH GOD WORK IT JARJAR" "You Padawanker."
Padawanker by milotictear November 17, 2009
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1 A Jedi pupil or student, or broadly used as anyone that is learning

2 A nickname used, often demeaningly, on someone trying to be as good as you are.
You're learning well, padawan

Someone: Distributor? That's the thing with wires coming out of it right?
Sometwo: Very good, young padawan, but you still have much to learn.
padawan by Phoenyx July 17, 2005
To add unnecessary processes to a task, just for the sake of extending the time spent on said task.
Mike: "I really think these steel bars should be painted black."

Jim: "We don't have to paint them, they are Galvanized steel"

Mike: "I still think they need a coat of paint, I talked to Roberto and he agrees"

Jim: "Mike, stop trying to padovan the process all the damn time"
padovan by microsdcard January 10, 2012

padawan braid 

in the epic movie series star wars jedi apprentice grew 1 sing braid of hair to symbolize their rank as an padawan. once a padawan's training was complete his master or a member of the jedi council would chop it off with their lightsaber symbolizing the completion of his training.
master: your training is complete.
(chops off padawan braid with lightsaber)
Padawan: thank u master
padawan braid by Ad!X April 8, 2010
A Jedi student. They are past the first part of their Jedi training and are now apprentices to other Jedi masters. They have exceptional skills, to become powerful and great. So Padawans are also called 'My apprentice' by their masters. Or 'My Padawan'
Padawans have small plaits in their hair. This is a good way to spot them. Very cute.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: What took you so long?

Anakin: Well, you know, Master, I couldn't find a speeder that I really liked...

Anakin: ...with an open cockpit and the right speed capabilities.

Obi-Wan: If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques as you did your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.

Anakin: I thought I already did.

Obi-Wan: Only in your mind, my very young apprentice.

Apprentice=Padawan
padawan by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006
When someone is severely boring and lives in the clouds.
Hes such a padovani
padovani by PSUnited April 1, 2017