bonzaimagee's definitions

tits in a jar

When something is as good as it gets.

Winning the lottery would be tits in a jar.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

smackwell

Being especially skilled at rubbing one out.

When you can toss off effiiently and on queue, you done smackwell.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

snatch master

The master pimp or ruler of pussy.

Bonz got so many bitches, he's a snatch master fo sho.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

bucket o' balls

When something simply sucks ass.

That test was a real bucket o' balls.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

padow

When something is the bomb.

Man, that shit was padow!

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

fuck cold

When it's really fucking cold.

Chicago in January can be fuck cold.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006