Definitions by bonzaimagee

tits in a jar 

When something is as good as it gets.

Winning the lottery would be tits in a jar.

tits in a jar by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

smackwell 

Being especially skilled at rubbing one out.

When you can toss off effiiently and on queue, you done smackwell.

smackwell by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

snatch master 

The master pimp or ruler of pussy.

Bonz got so many bitches, he's a snatch master fo sho.

snatch master by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

bucket o' balls 

When something simply sucks ass.

That test was a real bucket o' balls.

bucket o' balls by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

padow

When something is the bomb.

Man, that shit was padow!

padow by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

fuck cold 

When it's really fucking cold.

Chicago in January can be fuck cold.

fuck cold by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006