paaged 

the man the myth the legend

paaged:
a very cool roblox player

paaged by paaged July 11, 2021

Paged 

Originated by hood mans in Tdot. Refers to the act of confronting, roasting, exposing, or verbally attacking someone.

Hoodman: yo you're gonna get paged after school bro

Hoodman 2: aight bro

Paged by TDOTTREY March 6, 2017

Paiged

When an altercation between two individuals leads to a fight, and in the process a completely innocent bystander gets punched in the face. That person got Paiged.

Two guys are sitting on either side of a girl, arguing. They start throwing punches. Everyone can see that she is about to get Paiged.

When Vice President Dick Cheney tried took a shot at some quail, and Harry Whittington got hit instead, he got Paiged.

Paiged by Archaicevil December 27, 2011

Pajagedy Wagedy 

A person who dresses nicely on a daily basis, can be a man or a woman.

John: "Man Steve wears a tux every day doesn't he?"

Bill: "Yeah, he's quite a pajagedy wagedy."

John: "Definitely."

Pajagedy Wagedy by Mr. Muffinater March 5, 2011

Getting paged by the White House 

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.

Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."

Getting paged by the White House by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

Calum Paged 

For a male to have sex in a bush with a casual female acquaintance so hard that she can't sit down for a week.

Did you hear what happened to Florrie last night?

No! What happened?

This guy Calum Paged her good and proper!

Calum Paged by Alan Statham November 11, 2011

Second paged 

Referring to something as outdated or irrelevant that it would land on the second page of google.

This meme is so outdated, it's second paged.

This is so irrelevant, you'd find it on the second page of google!

Second paged by the7deadlymoods November 13, 2019